I list a lot of homes for sale, and sometimes sellers already know what they need to do to make their home sell quickly, and for a good price. Recently, we have even seen the resurgence of bidding wars, when two or more buyers offer ABOVE the asking price for a listed home. But very often, sellers miss one or two
important details when preparing their homes for market. And yes, some miss ‘em all! Here are the most important things I ask sellers to do to help sell their home:
Please clean your house.
I know this sounds too basic, but dirty dishes, muddy carpets and toothpaste on the mirror have popped up in some of the nicest homes I’ve seen. And worse. Don’t get me started.
Please tidy up your house.
Sounds like item number one, but it’s not. Please put away all bras, guns, drugs, sex toys, para-military literature, or basically anything you would not want total strangers, your mother in law or the police to find.
Please open the curtains.
Not all the way; just enough to let in all that nice natural light. Don’t worry that the neighbors will see inside. You won’t be here anyway.
Please put away all food and turn off all entertainment appliances.
Last night’s casserole cannot be displayed languishing on the stove, nor can baby’s plate of half-eaten Ring Dings be out on the dining room table. And we do not want to hear “Lady Gaga’s Loudest Hits” throbbing from Junior’s MP3 setup in his bedroom. Not that we object to Lady Gaga’s wearing a meat-dress at the VH-1 Awards: we’d just like a little quiet as we tour what hopefully will soon be someone else’s oasis of peace.
Pleased remove or contain all pets.
This applies to dogs and cats, as well as birds, snakes, rodents, panthers, elephants and poisonous insects. The garage can be ok for some, but it’s really better if you take them with you. If you’d rather not share space in the car with your gila-monster, maybe it’s time you switched to hamsters.
Please take care of your lawn.
Mow it or have it mowed, trim your hedges and cut back bushes and overgrowth. Who knows! Maybe you’ll find that Ford Mustang you lost track of back in ’73. Also, please re-acquire any yard tools, abandoned appliances, pet toys and party debris that may be adorning your lot, and stow it properly out of sight.
Please don’t set anything on fire before you go.
By this I mean no incense, candles, patchouli sticks or other scent dispensing flames. Not only does perfumed air suggest the presence of a worse smell needing to be hidden, but it’s a downright dangerous fire hazard.
Set the thermostat at 72 degrees.
This is the indoor temperature nationally approved by the Realtor Association’s Department of Home Comfort Levels, and those people should not be messed with.
Please have any improvements done professionally (or at least look like it).
Yes, the neighbor may know how to do drywall because he taped and plastered his entire rec-room while watching last year’s NBA playoffs. But there’s no substitute for professional workmanship when it comes to cosmetic improvements. And when it comes to real infrastructure (i.e. plumbing, electrical or roofing, etc.) don’t risk a lawsuit to save a few bucks. Trust me. You’ll sleep better.
If you have a pool, be sure it is clean and working.
Nothing turns off the magical moment of a buyer-inspiring home tour like a brown, stained, crumbling swimming pool. Call Pool-boy.
Please go away.
Yes, you have to be out of the house for the showing. I KNOW you want to explain just how SPECIAL your Norwegian oak bookshelves are, waxed to a gleaming shine with genuine Finnish bee sweat. I know you want to be sure these are the right KIND of people for your home. I know you want to be there to explain how many hours you spent installing and re-installing the solar garage door opener until you got it just right, but trust me, you don’t want to be here.
This is what will happen: Your prospective buyers will spend exactly five minutes in your home, as you tag along. They will say very nice things to you about your home, your property and will listen with rapt attention to your story about the garage door. Then they will leave and you will never see them again. The truth is, buyers want to have time to look, to feel, to talk frankly among themselves, and you just can’t be part of it.
Like dating, interviewing for a job or volunteering for hazardous duty, this is your only chance to make a first impression, one that may bring a potential buyer back for a second look, and maybe an offer! Don’t blow it! We both have a lot invested in your home.